Shocker: Britney Fires PublicistKnowing a thing or two about publicity, I wanted to share a barrel of laughs with you all this fine Friday morning…
Britney Spears has allegedly fired her publicist – Leslie Sloane Zelnik. Let’s all ponder this for a moment…Britney with no publicist…
The thought conjures up many fine images of Starbucks-stained, jersey-knit frocks, smeared lipstick, bulbous breasts pouring over Con-trampo-like mini shirts…and (GASP) town outings sans bra.
My professional opinion…Britney is one baby too crazy to be without a publicist.
Britney claims that she will be better capable to handle her own publicity efforts than her former staff member, but considering that the media coverage for her as of late has been solely focused on her personal life, how in god’s name does she anticipate handling personal questions about her mothering skills (for both babies and husband) with any objectivity? How will she handle her next interview with Matty Lauer? How will she handle trash talk about her hubby?
I think this has disaster written all over it. Britney is a complete train wreck these days. Secretly, I’m interested to see how she will fare…will she crash & burn or become a surprise PR savant? Only time will tell.
Now the bigger question…where the hell is the girl’s stylist?!