The "Onesie"

I must admit, I was a bit concerned a couple weekends ago when I met her in the park and she spouted off about her new purchase, which was neatly tucked away in her purse in a ball about the size of a nerf football. I wondered, how on earth will this slab of fabric be turned into an actual outfit worthy of a Saturday night out on the town?
Well, I don’t know why I even questioned it, because this is the same friend who showed up at Newark airport at 4:30am in 4-inch heels. To her, donning a onesie is just a small offering to the fashion gods. All in all, she totally pulled it off, looking absolutely fabulous. I have to give her credit for looking so snazzy because I would have just looked like an overstuffed sausage.
Cheers to you my friend for setting the standard for excellence in a onesie. Now, if you’re seriously considering the zip up denim jumpsuit, I might need to see it modeled in the dressing room prior to purchase.
1 Comments:
Wow. Big ups for the onsie. Was it accented with a big belt, earrings, and killer stilletos? In my mind, it was...
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