Mere Hours...
I just arrived home from a friendly New York blogger "Cuatro de Mayo" dinner with Polly, Downtown Chic, Betty, Damn It Anyway, Pookalu and Actor Serf...quite a good time everyone, quite a good time...But I must brag some more...at this time tomorrow, I will be baking, literally, in the Vegas sun.
As I mentioned, I am going on this trip with a pack of nonsensical crazies (fun crazies of course)...and I got a "shout out" this morning from one of the guys. At the beckoning of Ms. Betty, I will share for pure humor.
Disclaimer: This is a college guy friend of mine. He's slightly thuggish, in a funny and cartoonish manner. Please take with a grain of salt...cuz it's just funny...Also, read the following as if you were a rap super-star...
(I've shortened it up a bit since posting the whole thing would be borderline obscene and probably land Avenue Elle on the XXX list)
Elle's Shout Out:
BOUNCEUUUUHHHHHH, UHH,
UUUUUHHHHHHAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH, UGGHHHHH, UUUUUGGGHHHAAAAATHIS IS FO MY HUSTLAS.... UH-UGHHAND FO DA BITCHES...YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ARE
YOU FUCKERS FEELING DIS!!?!?!?!?!!?!? IF NOT....CHECK YOUR FUCKING
PULSE CAUSE YOU MIGHT BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NOW TO THE LAST, BUT NOT, LEAST ROOM!!!!!!!!!! DA HIPPIES AND HOESROOM!!!!!!!!!! AKIN TO THE PICK ROOM WHICH IS AKA THE "HOES AND BLOW" ROOM...."THE REDBULL AND ADDERAIL" ROOM!!!!!!!!! BIG UPS TO ELLE "STRAP-ON"!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE
YOU'VE BEEN TAKING CARE OF DEM TIT-TAAYYS!!!!!!!! THEY MAY BE
EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE, BUT YOUR NICKNAME WILL ALWAYS BE
"STRAP-ON"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEAR THAT NAME WITH PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WELL......DATS IT!!!!!!!! DATS MY VEGAS SHOUTOUTS FO DA ZERO SIX!!!!!!!!! I'LL SEE ALL YOU MOTHA FUCKERS ON THE GROUND IN VEGAS!!!!!!!!! AWWWWWWW
SHIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!!!!!!!! TIL DEN......DIS IS DA HOTDOG SAYING PEACE DAFUCK OUT, YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Lisa @ 12:07 AM
1 Comments:
that has to be one of the more blatant gratuitous uses of exclamation points. i take away points from his attempt to be a rapper, because i don't think they're all THAT boisterous. oh wait, three 6 mafia was pretty boisterous when they won the oscar.
i take it back. enjoy vegas, baby!
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